5 Fun Ways to Argue Without Breaking Up

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You all will have to excuse me right about now, my hands are as full as hands can get. Pappy-dom is one really long day, I’m learning.

Antywho.

At Loveawake dating site blog, I love to argue the merits of the male-female interactionary process. It’s what we do. We do it, and do it, and do it well. Word to LL. We love to discuss the problems that occur between us all - and boy are there many. But would we be doing our jobs if we also didn’t help to mend relationships? Methinks not.

I’ve had a girlfriend for quite some time now and we have great and funderful times. But at times, we also argue. We’s people and people argue on occasion. I think its in the water along with lead, asbestos, and Roseanne Barr’s 98 Triple F bra. Or at least it is if you live in DC.

Zing!

If you’re like any other human out there, the good thing about arguing is the make-up lovin’ that occurs afterwards. But the mean-time (pun intended) between-time is usually a pain. I mean who wants to fight? So let’s say that you’re in the midst of an argument and you’re getting more and more pissed. Emotions are at an all-time high and she just said something about your mama.

Before you slap the dogmess out of here, take a step back and realize that you no longer have to argue. You should release that tension in another way. You’re fighting so you can’t exactly suggest some of that lick-em-high-lick-em-low without seeming like an insensitive prick. So my suggestion?

Thought you’d never ask. Here are 5 ways to divert all of that negative energy into productive and positive emotions. Non-sexually.

1) Wii Boxing

Generally speaking, you both would LIKE to slap the monkeyshine sh*t out of eachother anyway, so why not do it via some good old fashioned video-gaming. Plus, as much effort as it takes to play Boxing on the Wii, you’ll both be so exhausted after round 3 that you’ll give up on the fight anyway. (Honorable Mention - Super Mario Kart Racing on the Wii)

2) Scrabble

Every means of diverting energy doesnt’ have to be physical. If you break out scrabble, you’re forced to use different senses and the mental exhiliration of whipping your partner’s arse with a word like axyiomatic will aleve some of the ill will you have towards his mothers devil spawn. Besides, knowledge is power.

Also, sharing is caring, kids. Sharing is caring.

The more you know.

*ding*

3) Twister

You really just want to feel eachother up anyway so why not spin some wheels, and put your foot on the green. And you get the opportunity to push him or her around so that they fall on the ground. Now of course, this may piss of your partner more, BUT you can always just claim anti-dexterity. I’m almost convinced that Twister could solve the MidEast conflict.

4) Taebo

Similar to Wii Boxing only not at all since you’re not really fighting anybody, but group workout sessions let you get that angry energy out in the form of highly suspect arm and leg motions. Two extra points if you both throw on lycra since who can stay mad when you’re doing high kicks and butt bumps with a partner who’s wearing shiny tights? Not me!

5) Paintball

Have you ever been paintballing? If you can’t work out your aggression by physically shooting somebody then you two just shouldn’t be together. Period. And similar to Wii Boxing, violence is what we want to do anyway, so get to it, thugsta.

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Now that I’ve laid out a few ways to help you all sidestep all the unnecessary physical exertion that occurs before the make-up lovin’, help me help others. What are some other non-lovexual means for releasing tension? 10 points for the most creative, fully functional, and clearly positive way to work out that negative energy faster than a Macy’s Shiatsu back massager.

And by 10 points, I mean a hearty pat on the back from me.

Woosah.

 
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